GRANDPARENT'S ANSWERING MACHINE‏

Good morning. . . .
At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ...
If you are one of our children, press 1

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

If you want to borrow the car, press 3

If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8

If you need money, press 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or take us to the theatre - start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"